i need to urinate?

1) The next time your friend has to p, ask your friend to take one for you too.

2) Ask you friend to procure a funnel with a wide mouth, an empty pop bottle, and a short length of hose. You -> funnel -> hose -> bottle = relief.

3) Ask your friend to get you some diapers. You -> diapers = relief.

4) Ask your friend to get you a plastic bag (i. e. baggie, newpaper sleeve, trash bag, etc.). You -> bag = rellief.

You are really lazy! There are people in the mountains that have toilets outside their houses and they still go out in the cold to do their natures call.

So, get up and walk to the toilet. Except, if you are really obese weighing up to about 200lbs and can no longer walk easily. Then, you get yourself a uriner like patients use in the hospital or get yourself a pail!

Ok, the last bit is going to be nasty...You can opt not to drink and get yourself dehydrated....and goodbye..no more natures call...

But, do yourself a favour. Don't be that lazy.

There are people you can pay to take care of these things for you.

Pop-up your phone connection and get yourself admitted to your favorite local full-care facility.

If they wear those little white coats and have a handy jacket for you with buckles on the end of the sleeves; so much the better.

I'm always on the CPU too and what i do to urinate is get up and go to the bathroom when i feel like I'm about to explode

I say don't do it. Do not give in! You are stronger than your bladder!

Y'know, if you end up just falling asleep at your computer, you'll end up urinating in your sleep. Maybe that's your best bet -- you can't be blamed for making a mess at your computer, as you can't be in control 24 hours a day.

Buy a softdrink bottle with a wide opening and use that. Or move your computer into the toilet.

Just urinate on yourself and get your friend to clean it up. LOL

have your friend bring you an empty bottle . I know how you feel. I just grabbed dirty chonies out of the hamper so I could blow my nose.

Stop being so friggin lazy get off your butt and go.

I cannot believe you even asked this question.