How do you make a talking vagina STFU?

Is that a woman who is a chatterbox during sex or a real life talking vagina? If its the latter you could make millions with a u-tube clip. If its the former, make her eat grapes or an apple or something to silence her and mask the breath. Though from the sounds of it she is the kind of woman who can talk eating a watermelon under water. Good luck with it. Men have struggled with chattering women since we fell out of the trees. Come to think of it, its probably drove men out of the trees and the women followed, talking, complaining, nagging, chatter chatter chatter chatter said the monkey to the chimp etc.