Happy Weekend – Relax: Let’s share your new jokes and “ponders”?

Question

To: The most respectable and decent citizen in this planet

One his life wandering in foreign land, and the end of life from his sick bed looking to the neighbors, he talks in easy going way:
The wander: Dear friend! If tomorrow you are no longer in this world, do you have any regrets?
The native: Oh no! I have lived a great life. I have helped my family, social community where I lived and contributed to the development of my country in justice, charity, independence, freedom, and happiness and make it more prosperous.
 The wander: Sorry! Who are you?
The native: I’m just an ordinary person, my work is “clean-up”

Ẩn danh · Accepted Answer

ok im confused about your question but here are some jokes:

Q:Why didn't the melons get married?
A:Because they cantaloupe!

Q:Why is there no gambling in Africa?
A:Because there are too many cheetahs! 

Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:Anyone can roast beef but no one can pee soup!

Q:What did the ocean say to the beach?
A:Nothing, it just waved!

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall?
A:Meet you are the corner!

Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first string goes up to the bartender and says "three beers please!" The bartender then replies, "sorry, we don't serve string here" The string walks back to the table. The second piece of string walks up to the bar and ask, "Um, could we please have three beers?" The bartender once again replies, "sorry, we don't serve string here" The third piece of string says, "ok I have an idea." He ties himself in a knot, ruffles his 'hair' and walks up to the bar and orders three beers. The bartender asks, "are you another one of those pieces of string?" the string then replies, "no, I'm a frayed knot." (afraid not) Ahahahaha

ok thats all I got :)

Ẩn danh · Answer

hahaha.  real funny

Happy Weekend – Relax: Let’s share your new jokes and “ponders”?

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